bluegrass superliga

By: Ken Fletcher

1. Zaen Sardar – Kahl Drogo

Fought his way to the top of the table, and has yet to be defeated. Which is a great spot to be in. However, it’s just a matter of time before he has to actually cross that ocean though.

2. Diego Rich – Walder Frey

Decides to wildcard a perfectly good team to ensure a gw3 win. That’s as useful as setting up the red wedding to gain control of Riverrun. Kinda overdramatic for something you could have just had anyway.

3. Eoin McDonnell – Samwell Tarley

Stumbled his way into three victories, the same way Sam stumbled across some dragonglass. Too bad he doesn’t know what to do with it.

4. Faris Sardar – Bran Stark

While in real life he’s the older brother of our league’s leader, in the league he’s the lesser. And just like Bran, is a couple of unexpected slayings away from being the heir apparent to the Stark’s claim to the throne. Like Bran, he could end up accidentally being the unexpected leader of the 7 kingdoms, if only his team wasn’t crippled.

5. Mark Boyle – Bron

A highly underrated character in most seasons, this sellsword could defeat any knight in the King’s guard. Now if he can wait til after the deadline for that Dornish wine bottle service.

6. Pat Cain – Tyrian Lannister

A mastermind who understands the game better than those that have worn the crown. Unfortunately he’ll never wear it himself.

7. Ken Fletcher – Robert Baratheon

A once great and fierce warrior, has lost too many times since wearing the crown. His lone championship season has no heirs apparent. Every year he’s able to battle with other fierce warriors, only to be defeated by boars (or bores).

8. Tom Kleinschmidt – Rickon Stark

Another lesser brother in terms of fantasy, and after last week’s loss, he, like Rickon, is set up for way less of a storyline.

9. John Cooper – Gendry

As a bastard with bloodline to the king this rookie was once thought to have a future claim to the crown, then after gw3 he got on a boat with the onion knight, and now we’ve forgotten he was even a character.

10. John Kleinschmidt –Petyr Baelish

Little Finger loves to brag about his team value, so he’s the default master of coin. He would probably prefer to own a brothel, than win this game of thrones.

11. Randall Herrington – Ghost

Oh no, not John Snow’s trustworthy direwolf. He’s just some random ghost floating around somewhere above the wall, or in Dorn, or in Qarth… I’m not exactly sure where, but it’s for sure not part of the storyline.

12. Anthony Monjure– Hodor

Hodor.

13. Brian Barrette – John Snow

Being the MLS champ is like being in charge of the Night’s Watch, it’s probably a big deal to those people that live near the wall, but the rest of the world doesn’t care.

14. Jeffrey Herrington – Cercei Lannister

Being Queen regent is like having a banner, it looks good in the castle, but few take it seriously. Look for Jeff to take her famous walk of shame over and over again this year.

Muchados -6 Dethohol
Poppy -1.5 ManChestHair
TBD -8 Ramrod
DYB -4.5 Old Bits
Diego’s Team Name -1.5 MagicJack
MLS -0.5 Pitch
Floppers Pk Haters