By: Jeffrey Herrington
- The Muchados
The first of the rookie Sardar brothers to appear on this list and most likely to be playing “Team Autofill” week one.
- Dethohol
Rookie manager Owen (spelled Eoin, what?) looks to parlay his love of footy into Superliga success.
- tig-ole-bitties
Kleinschmidt the younger is hoping that his years of fantasy football experience has him dropping bows on the Superliga like so many times before with his baby older brother.
- TBD
Sardar the second comes in like a wrecking ball with all the excitement of a team that is named “TBD”.
- Floppers
Mark Boyle protege, Anthony Monjure has the last name of someone that seems like they would know about soccer. And men’s gold bracelets.
- F.C. Pitch Punters
The Ozzie Canseco to the legendary Haters Gonna Hate manager, Randall Herrington is looking to make a name for himself in his rookie season.
- Car Ramrod
Early Vegas favorite for Rookie of the Year, John Cooper looks poised for a big campaign based on his confident statement, “Yeah, I’m sure I can figure it out.”
- POPPY C0CK F.C.
Known as the Gimel Martinez of fantasy soccer for his “great efforts” and not letting those “series of setbacks” get him down over the years, Manager Kleinschmidt the elder has SuperLiga glory on his mind.
- ManChestHair United
Displaying flashes of brilliance only to be letdown in the end is not only what Manager Boyle often hears from the ladies, but is also a good description of his first two years of fantasy play.
- Downing Young Boys
Manager Ken Fletcher is known to be somewhat of a gunslinger, never afraid to roll the dice, even when most of the time the dice bounce off the table and Ken loses $200 in a side bet with the guy next to him because the dice don’t make it all the way across that line in the carpet.
- Baby Winhosa
Manager Pat Cain is fresh off a break out year in which he finished top 5k in the world in fantasy soccer as well as number of women’s professional soccer hashtags used #magicJack
- pooponastick
The Babe Ruth of fantasy soccer. Minus the hookers. And likeability.
- 4xMLS Fantasy Champ
The question hanging over Manager Barrette all offseason has been whether or not all the distractions that come with moving to D.C. to “get Donald Trump elected” are ultimately going to cost him the Superliga crown.
- Haters Gonna Hate
I swore I wasn’t going to put myself number one but then facts and historical statistics kept getting in the way.
Have a great season homies!
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