In The Battle For First
Haters Gonna Hate -8.5 Pitch Punters
Randy’s must have a really great NFL fantasy team, like really great. Usually Fletchermetrics won’t spit out lines over 8, but that was before I saw Randy’s team. It certainly doesn’t help Randy that Jeff should be the highest scoring team this week.
Snoop Poggy Pogba -3 TBD
John continues to fall ass backwards into wins. Zaen was unlucky to get the loss last week, however his defense is an absolute mess that needs cleaning. Unless of course he’s fine with playing double stoke defense and having no backup options. Tough to be counting on that away at Goodison park this week or counting on that to work out as if it were 2013 all over again or something. The good news for Zaen is that he gets to play John this week who continues to think you only need 4 players on your team.
Downing Young Boys -3.5 O Boyle Rules
Boyle’s team of misfit toys actually have decent matchups this week, asking the age old question of form vs fixture. Ken will be hoping that Boyle’s team shits the bed for at least one more week before Mark kicks off his season long battle against Johnny Bluegrass for the Golden Sandal, or whatever crappy imaginary trophy those two are playing for.
The Rest of You
XhakaKhanLetMeRockU -5 Dethohol
Pat’s team is littered with injuries, both minor and major, and in order to assuredly field a full team this week, his squad would require major surgery. With that in mind he’s still the prohibitive favorite in this one as Eoin continues to vice captain Rashford. I’m a little confused on how he made a transfer last week. Like he looked at his team, decided to make a change, and then said, yep I’m all set, let’s vice captain Rashford. He must be playing this game from somewhere without reliable internet access or something.
5X MLS Fantasy Champ -5 Red Cards
I’m a little unsure of how this spread is only 5 points considering that if no transfers were made, this matchup boils down to Aguero vs Callum Wilson. Embarrassing.
Pooponastick -1.5 Car Ramrod
Diego turned his luck around last week, but thanks to players like Siggy and Gradel one look at his team and you can see he still has a loooooong way to go. Thankfully he’s playing Cooper who’s front line is filled with the forgotten bargain basement heroes of week 3 2015.
Muchados -3 League Average
I have no way of guessing what the world average will be on any given week, and last week I just thought it would be bad so I gave Boyle a big headstart. From now on this line will be against the presumed league average score. Muchados is slated to have the 4th highest score of the league this week, so he should rest comfortably vs an imaginary opponent.
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