By: John Kleinschmidt
A long time ago in a fantasy league far, far away…
EPISODE VI
A New Hope
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Welcome back once again for the fantasy news source that gets down and dirty in the wide world of fantasy English Premier League football! So put down that drumstick, turn off that porn, and ignore your loved ones, because you are about to be taken where all the football fanatics’ dreams become wet; buckle up, because you’re about to enter “Inside the Fantasy”©
The Brothers’ Grim:
You may have noticed that Liga has three sets of brothers playing this year, The Kleinschmidts, The Herringtons, and The Sardars. Of these brothers, four are rookies, one is a legend (think Messiah), and one is still vying for his first fantasy hardware in year SIX. Since nearly 6/14 = 3/7 of the league belong to these brother groups, Inside the Fantasy wants to take a closer look at which family name is set for table dominance.
The Sardars
Inside the Fantasy is delighted to have the Sardar brothers playing in Liga this year. Zaen and Faris put the Gentle in Gentleman, as they politely put together teams that will be beaten so badly, somebody should take out Emergency Protective Order to help them. To their credit, they’re newbs, and were held at gunpoint by Jeff to play (some friend). Surprisingly, both brothers took down fantasy legends last week, though the credit should go to the programmer who came up with the algorithm that picks a team at random. But with both brothers at 1-0 , there may be light at the end of the tunnel! It’s probably a train though.
The Herringtons
If Randy is half as competitive as Jeff, then Randy would be the second most competitive player in the league. Unfortunately, competitiveness doesn’t always translate to winning, and there is no better example of that than Jeff Herrington. To his credit, Jeff is always in the conversation, like a guy with tourettes. (Yes we hear you!) The brother to watch is Randy, who Inside the Fantasy believes is better suited to break the Herrington curse and win the title (not this year, of course). If that happens, Thanksgiving is going to be cold.
The Kleinschmidts
As Tom Kleinschmidt proved in the first gameweek, beating a Herrington, the Kleinschmidts are going to be tough to beat. Both Brothers are fantasy legends. John has been compared to Vince Lombardi, Jackie Robinson, and Tim Tebow. Tom Kleinschmidt has been a Legend in the American Football realm, for nearly a generation. Tom plans to bring the pain to Liga as a true sports dualists, like Bo Jackson. And Bo Knows pedigree, The Kleinschmidts are a tough out. Look for both brothers to finish in the top four, and Inside the Fantasy will not be surprised to see nine consonants + three vowels on the Bracelet this year. See the Kleinschmidt Brothers in action as they both battle the two Sardar brothers, which should be both blowouts.
Ranking the Brothers:
4. The Sardar Brothers
2. The Herringtons
1. The Kleinschmidts
Picks of the week
POPPY C0CK F.C. easily over TBD, who still has not picked a team name.
Haters Gonna Hate loses in straight sets to ManChestHair United. Dark days forecasted for Haters, it could be a bumpy season.
Floppers over ★pooponastick. Poops head may not be in the game, his team looks like it was put together by a mad scientist. It’s Alive, but its ugly.
Could it b MagicJack, the wizard of fantasy easily over ★ Downing Young Boys. Downing struggling to find the right combination in the mid field, and his defense looks like $hit.
Car Ramrod runs into F.C. Pitch Punters, and gets a flat.
tig-ole-bitties smashes The Muchados. Mucha wishes there was an auto-compete button.
★4xMLS Fantasy Champ loses in a squeaker to ROY candidate Dethohol, who was born in Ireland, which is practically England.
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